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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Why Dabangg rocks

Why Dabangg rocks

Because its critic proof

Because it is spoofy yet has a core

Because it has unmistakable faith in the lead

Because the shirt knows when its time to let go

Because it is a movie designed to be exactly what it is

Because it brought back ticket scalping at single screens


Because Zandu balm was never used as it was in Dabangg

Because the action scenes have a graphic novel like quality

Because the producers were quite literally Dabangg -fearless

Because it gives 10 new dance steps to do in Ganesh visarjan

Because before this you never knew there was a word called Dabangg

Because it has clap traps and whistle hooting moments every other scene


Because somehow Dabangg has Malaika’s 12th blockbuster item number

Because even fastrack couldn’t think goggles could be worn behind your shirt

Because every so called intellectual is lying if he says he didn’t like it one bit

Because it exploits something inexplicable – the star power of Salman Khan

Because Salman mouths dialogues that would make anyone else saying it look like an idiot and does things only he can carry off.

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