Its amazing what good concepts and 2-D line animation can do. I am thinking The Simpsons, SouthPark, Family Guy et al. They are the most telling social satires told in the most entertaining ways. Even Simon’s Cat by Simon Tofield is simple daily tunes of a lazy cat.
Some time in 2000 I think, Channel V in India came up with Simpoo Sir aka SS Sodhi series into their programming. It was mostly used as a filler .
Simpoo Sir, the Maths teacher who also had a thing for music and grooming popstars. Loving and idiosyncratic – that’s Simpoo Sir for you. Rustic and a very Chandigarh twang to his English and Hindi . So yes becomes yuzz, joke becomes zoke, Pankaj becomes Pankuzz or better still ask the Pankuzz.
The rundown of the year gone by . The year that was. A look back at 2011. A-Z of the year. Starting alphabetically with Arab Spring ,Beatification of Pope John Paul II and so on.
Arab Spring. The revolutionary rumblings started in Tunisia and gradually to a substantial part of the Arab world which witnessed pro-democracy led rebellions. The unrest turned to protests in Algeria, Egypt, Syria, Libya and Bahrain. The youth in these countries revolted against oppressive autocratic regimes. Libya’s tyrannical Muammar Gaddaffi ended up dead and Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak had to quit office. The social media played a big role in the opinions being voiced but still the etching image remains of the self immolation of Mohamed Bouazizi.
Beatification of Pope John Paul II led him one step closer to being conferred sainthood. The five year wait before the beatification process begins was waived off for Pope John Paul II, who was the Pope for 27 years until his death in 2005.
Cricket World Cup in the subcontinent and termed ‘the cup that matters’ was won by co-hosts India after an excruciatingly long wait of 28 years that sent the nation into mass delirium and gave a generation of Indians to brag ‘ I was alive when we became world champs’. Read the illustrated short story of the ICC World Cup 2011 here.
Djoker as Novak Djokovic is fondly called,wound up an unbelievable run of 41-0 until he was beaten by Roger Federer at the Roland Garros semis. His unending reserves of energy, outstanding court coverage and willingness to go for broke on every other point fetched him 5 ATP titles and 3 Grand Slams – Australian Open, Wimbeldon and the US Open. His temerity at match points got a reaction by a not so amused Federer ‘You don’t play the kind of shots he played when facing match point. It’s ridiculous.’
Euro Crisis shows no sign of ebbing as the currency that came to effect at the turn of the millennium is facing unprecedented odds with economies of Greece, Italy, Portugal and Spain staying on a wing and a prayer. Only Germany remains a stoic performer and with England distancing itself from the Euro, things are looking as bleak as a foggy winter sky.
Flying empty is an apt term for the plagued air carriers Air–India. Not only has India’s national carriers fortunes become progressively worse, its joined by the Kingfisher which shut down its LCC wing Kingfisher Red. And it’s an open secret that other airlines are also in the red and deep in crisis. The government is against a bailout and against FDI in aviations as well. From being the sunshine sector 5 years back, aviation is experiencing turbulent air.
Google + entered the social networking space. In 3 weeks Google + amassed a user base of more than 10 million people. With exciting features like circles and hangouts Google + drew immediate response from rival Facebook with their timeline launch. Google also rolled back failed products like Google Buzz while introducing new layouts to YouTube, Gmail and Blogger.
Higgs Boson particle remains the holy grail of modern science. The year long experiments at the CERN’s Large Hardon Collider (LHC) at the Franco-Swiss border has indicated that the scientists may have spotted hints of the Higgs Boson. It’s possibly been found. Its presence will confirm the Standard theory by filling its one gaping hole and if not, then we have yet not fully understood how the sub-atomic particles make up the universe.
Icon Steve Jobs dies. The creative force behind Apple died of pancreatic cancer shortly after resigning as CEO of Apple earlier in the year. His involvement in creating products i-pods, i–tunes, mac pros, i-phone, i-pad and the Pixar Animation studio has revolutionised the entertainment industry and effects millions of lives everyday . Worldwide tributes poured in for the man who made black turtleneck and denim cool.
Japan Earthquake and Tsunami on March 11 was of catastrophic scale and one of the 5 most powerful earthquakes in recorded history. The 9.0 scale has a domino effect of the tsunami that wrecked havoc at the nuclear power plants and escalated the disaster with radiation leaks at the Fukushima I Nuclear power plants.
Over 15,000 lives were lost due to the natural disaster. High intensity earthquakes measuring 7.1 in Van in Turkey, 6.3 in Christchurch in New Zealand and 6.9 in Sikkim in India also caused heavy damage to property and human lives in 2011.
Kolaveri Dibecame a viral sensation. Essentially a video of the studio recording of a Tanglish (Tamil +English) song with an immensely hummable tune and catchy lyrics which ran with subtitles, Kolaveri Di has been imbibed into the popular culture of India in a record quick time. The why of it is undecipherable and it should never be over-analysed for the song was written and composed in 20 minutes flat. The catchiest tune since Macarena, the sheer tomfoolery of the song is visible on the face of Dhanush as he records the song barely containing his infectious laughter.
Lokpal movement (ombudsman) in India gained momentum under the leadership of social worker Anna Hazare which literally brought the Central government to its knees. The anti-corruption movement led by this 74 year old man exposed the policy paralysis of the government that is increasingly showing signs of a rudderless ship and one which has long lost its moral right to govern.
Més que un club .Barcelona won the treble in Spain during 2010-11, before winning the Spanish Super Cup, UEFA Super Cup and Club World Cup already this season. They are looking favourites to retain their title in Europe and Spain. Barça’s style is fluid and beautiful as football is meant to be. And for the first time in their history they are wearing a sponsor’s name on their kits – that of Qatar Foundation.
News of the World, Britain’s leading tabloid which is known for its exposés, was formally shut down on July 7 amidst surfacing of allegations of corruption and phone hacking scandal. The Rupert Murdoch owned tabloid went out of circulation after 168 years of publishing on July 10 with the frontpage headline ‘ Thank you and goodbye’
Osama bin Laden was shot dead by the Navy Seal 6 team in Abottabad, Pakistan on May 1. The alleged mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on USA had been the most wanted man in the world since then and had eluded the allies for close to a decade before being killed in a firefight. He was given a sea burial. US President Barack Obama hailed this as the US’ most significant achievement against the Al- Qaeda .
Population of the world breached 7 billion in late October. It’s the quickest jump of a billion people into the world populace .The world had crossed 6 billion only in 1999. The largest city by population is Tokyo with 35 million and Asia is home to 4.5 billion of the 7 billion people in the world.
Quaint isolated blockade. Tucked away in far–east of India, Manipursaw a 121 day blockade of the National highways, NH 39 and NH 53 by warring tribes fighting over carving a new district. The state government was helpless and the Centre didn’t even find it an important issue to be dealt with .As essential supplies ran short, black marketeering become rampant and petrol was being sold at Rs.200 and LPG cylinder around Rs.2000. It is this kind of apathy that seeds the discontent towards the government of India. Meanwhile Irom Sharmila continues to fast.
Royal Wedding generated frenzied media coverage and an extended Easter holiday season in England. Duke of Cambridge Prince Williams married Kate Middleton on April 29 in a widely televised event.
South Sudan became an independent nation on July 9 as a result of the 2005 peace deal that ended Africa’ longest running civil war. The South Sudanese overwhelmingly voted to secede from Sudan in a January 2011 referendum. South Sudan has vast oil reserves as natural resource.
Terrorism still was a huge part of our daily lives. Mumbai, Moscow, Norway and many more. All are susceptible.On January 24 ,a suicide bomber blew himself at Moscow's Domodedovo Airport killing 35 and injuring 130 others . Frequent target Mumbai was attacked yet again in 3 co-ordinated bomb blasts at Opera House, Zaveri bazaar and Dadar in 10 minutes on July 13.
US troops withdrew from Iraq on Dec.15 after more than 8 years of the Gulf war that had cost close to 4,500 soldiers and thousands of Iraqis their lives. The war launched in March 2003 with the precedence to oust Saddam Hussein now seems so long ago. The cost of war is in billions notwithstanding the blood of innocents caught in the desert. Iraq is still grappling with uncertainty of its future.
Vettel became the youngest Formula 1 double world champion breaking Fernando Alonso’s record set at Renault during 2005-06. Sebestian Vettel also notched up the world record of maximum pole positions in a season with 15 poles, eclipsing Nigel Masell’s 14 enroute to a commanding 11 race wins in the season in his super quick Red Bull Renault car. Vettel won in Australia, Malaysia, Turkey, Spain, Monaco, Valencia, Belgium, Italy, Singapore, South Korea and India and dominated a grid that included 4 former World Champions. Annus mirabilis for the young German.
Winning . This buzzword will only make sense if you know Charlie Sheen. Haven’t you noticed a lot of #winning tweets this year ?
Young singers were having a great year whether they good or not. Some being Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Rihanna, Adele, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga. Take your pick .
ZuccottiPark - Occupy Wall Street protests. The Wall Street protests started out with the slogan – We are the 99 %. They protested against economic inequality, greed, undue influence of corporations, corruption and unemployment. A range of such movements in countries all over the world resulted in ‘the protester’ being named the person of the year by Time.
The coolest person this year according to TIME magazine is – Ryan Gosling. Such has been his popularity that there were protests by his fans outside People Magazine’s New York headquarters when they had snubbed Gosling and tagged Bradley Cooper as the sexiest man alive. Incidentally both are working on a film out next year -The Place Beyond the Pines. But Gosling is cool enough not to even bother about the title. And his dreamy charm is an instant female magnet which is undoubtedly the reason why he has been turned into an internet meme by fawning legion of fans.
The meme ‘Hey Girl’ spawns from the blogF__ Yeah, Ryan Gosling on Tumblr.There are scores of handsome Gosling snapshots with messages written with the Hey Girl theme. Another one being Ryan or a Puppy ? also on Tumblr. Sample some down here.
Gosling meanwhile is unassuming about it and is busy pleasing viewers with his stellar year at the movies. Closely followed by last year’s terrific Blue Valentine, he has his chiselled frame for display in Crazy Stupid Love, he is calculative and competitively amoral in The Ides of March and downright unpredictable in that scorpion jacket in Drive. Watch his charm over here in his appearance at Conan before the release of Drive and his why he thinks Disney has an undercover cat army – all in good humour .
The best line on him is a fake quote by Orson Welles from F____k Yeah, Ryan Gosling ;
The most awesomest, raddest, coolest dude since me - Orson Welles
Another Earth is the story of a young girl named Rhoda (Brit Marling) who had a promising career as an astrophysicist cut short because she kills a pregnant woman and her son in a terrible car-accident. Hence, instead of spending her next four years in MIT where she had got an admission, she is holed up in a prison sentenced for DUI.
By the film’s name, it would seem it is a sci-fi film. So where’s the science fiction part in all this? That would be the discovery of Earth Two. Director Mike Cahill has used simple electronic mediums like TV and radio to break events of sci-fi significance. The discovery of an exact duplicate of the earth is heard on an FM channel by Rhoda and intelligent life on it is shown in a beautiful scene when a US scientist finds herself talking to herself.
This immediately brings questions, as to whether there is another you on Earth Two ? Is the other earth the same as ours, with a version of you and me existing? Is your life being mirrored there? Have the choices that you have made in life congruent with your version on Earth Two? What would you do if you meet yourself?
The Earth Two, while physically being impossible is however used in the film as a metaphor - of that of a shot at redemption, a do over, another chance. The sci-fi part is but a window dressing for Rhoda who wants to redeem herself for what she did. She applies for being on the crew to a voyage to Earth Two, in a contest with poignant essay. It says,
“ When early explorers first set out across the west to cross the Atlantic, most people thought that the world was flat. Most people thought if you sailed far enough west, you would drop off the plane into nothing. These vessels sailing out into the unknown, they weren’t carrying noble men, or artists, aristocrats, merchants. They were crewed by people living on the edge of their life. Mad men, orphans, ex-convicts..outcasts like myself. As a felon, i am an unlikely candidate for most things, but perhaps not for this. Perhaps i am the most likely.”
With that sort of a reason, we know that she is bound to win, and that excites the possibility of a whole new, albeit same world.
But meanwhile, she builds an interaction with the man whose family she killed in accident- a college music professor and composer. That relationship is not overwrought with self-pity. She just falls short of letting her know who she is, as she sees him still struggling to get back his life on tracks again. So she lies her way into his life.
Another Earth has no elaborate CGI, being an indie sci-fi but it is a great piece of drama. That said, the another earth is always present in the backdrop, either as a blue dot or as the life sustaining water body in the sky; ever wonderous , increasingly teasing in its lure. The Earth Two shots have a minimalistic beauty about them. Mike Cahill is the cinematographer as well apart from being the co-writer with lead actress Brit Marling who radiates intelligence in her performance apart from being exceptionally photogenic and emotive as the troubled Rhoda Williams.
Another Earth refuses to play by the rules of the genre as it is seen towards the abrupt end of the film. It throws upon us delicious questions and interesting ideas to think about. Watch it , for there are memorable moments that stay with you and for the ending that will surely spark some debate.
Another Earth got a standing ovation and won the Alfred P.Sloan Prize at its Sundance Festival premier earlier this year and is out now on DVD. Hear the soundtrack 'First time I saw Jupiter' below
Written by – Mike Cahill , Brit Marling
Music – Fall on your sword, #Musical saw scene by Scott Munson
FDI (Foreign Direct Investment) is about to be allowed in the retail sector in India. If the proposed bill is passed, FDI is to be allowed – with 100% for single brand and a 49% ceiling in multi brand outlets. There are wholesale protests from several political parties against it , but the Prime Minister is firm in his stand. Various reasons against the policy are being bandied around, but this reform has long been overdue. Besides, competition in a market economy is important and so are fresh funds and regular funds. What is there to be circumspect about, to be worried about? There was similar resistance in 1991 too, but we now know how the view was short sighted.
Yes, intense competition may kill local brands. But that’s only because they are uncompetitive. Sure, Bajaj scooters’ sales plummeted, but they re-invented and now they export their Pulsar bikes to Latin America.
Coca-Cola couldn’t kill ThumsUp and had to buy it out and it is still Coke’s best selling product in Indian even today. McDonald’s could not kill the Chholey Bhaturey wala and dhabas still give KFC a hiding when it comes to flavor and pricing. So there !
The competition may lead to better supply chain management and lesser goods will rot in government godowns or worse still- in the open.
The farmer will earn more, the consumer will benefit with more options. Only the middle men will get eliminated. What is wrong in that? ITC is already doing that with its ITC Choupal stores in rural India.
Local grocery stores buy from supermarkets and sell with marginal gains in their shops, which are in closer proximity to you .Convenience, home delivery and monthly credits are added benefits. Don’t worry about him. He will innovate and survive.
And what is this running scared of Walmart. It has failed and shut shop earlier in Germany, Indonesia and Argentina.
Besides there are better retailers like Tesco, Carrefour, Sainsbury’s and Metro. And these all will run with a 51-49% partnership with an Indian company.
Brands come to India because of the numbers. If they can’t cope, they will scamper to other countries that they can plant their stores in .
There are a string of conditions that have to be followed- sample this. 50 % FDI investment in cold storage and warehousing. 30% manufacturing to be sourced from local producers and supermarkets can come up only in cities with more than 1 million population.
Call it AgarWalmart, KhandelWalmart, SabharWalmart, MalamaalMart…but please give better prices to consumer and farmer- Pankaj Pachauri, NDTV
F1 is getting really popular in India and is a bonafide ‘must-be-seen-there’ showpiece event. But then when has F1 has not been glamorous. Fast cars, machinery, grid-girls, money, attractive locales, brands and business in a weekend of action.
As a new event on the F1 calendar, The Grand Prix of India was a huge success and media played up the event and maintained the hype .India always had latent support for F1 although it was restricted to the metros and other A1 cities like Bangalore, Hyderabad and Pune.
That F1 will take off in India is a great thing ! But in it is a set of people who are new and recent converts and fans of F1. And some of these are real snobs and won’t learn a sport that is new to them with humility. They act pompous. That is where humour can be found.
Some pointers of recent F1 fans, rookie smart-ass F1 fans.
Success breeds popularity, so most of them love RedBull. And by extension Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber ..in that order. Mark being the sympathetic favourite, Sebastian the obvious one.
They are RedBull fans and don’t know the genius that is Adrian Newey.
They tried their level best for ticket of F1 party to see Metallica (hahaha) and Lady Gaga, but will return and say that the race was the best noise they ever heard.
They don’t find Hamilton-Massa duels funny, its wheel to wheel action for them. Serious stuff, high octane crash and bang.
They will say Aryton Senna was the best ever. Why? Because they heard Michael Schumacher say so. And who the heck is this Alain Prost?
After this they watch Asif Kapadia’s documentary Senna ..and get back to you and say “Prost is a prick”.
Ask them about DRS and they will say – the Decision Review System is not 100% reliable yet .The Hotspot doesn’t work in the cold English weather. Oh! DRS is Drag Reduction System as well? Is that why there is that movable rear wing ? Shoot :X
Their favourite McLaren driver depends on whether they like Nicole Scherzinger or Jessica Michibata..
If you mention the Brazilian GP has an anti-clockwise circuit, they might think it is because of the time-zone ,Southern hemisphere and the time differential.
They often pronounce Renault as r-e-n-a-u-l-t and not Ren-o, although they know that the Pirelli tyres are filled with Nitrogen and the car's body is of carbon fibre.
A naive guy may ask innocently – do these cars have keys?
Before long, RedBull was an energy drink, Lotus was a flower, pit was spelt Pitt and came with Brad, F1 was help, F2 rename, F5 slideshow.
They cram up every circuit name and its location to sound knowledgeable.Make mental notes
Singapore – night race
Abu Dhabi – twilight race
Monaco- glamour street race
Montréal - island race
Now repeat...
They don’t get the Kinky Kylie reference to RB7, instead think of thisthis Agent Provocateur ad of Kylie Minogue.
Sebastian Vettel’s car is called Kinky Kylie, something that every driver wants to ride on. See below.
Others support Ferrari because they like history and also like being miserable ( these are also Arsenal fans)
The most fun is through reverse snobbery (i.e. if you yourself are mature F1 fan) to let them explain some technicalities like rear wing or downforce and then ask with a poker face“So what is the mileage of an F1 car?” If they know they will reply condescendingly (oh what fun), if they do not, just say, I will ask someone else and walk away.
This is my reading of the flashback sequence of Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye!. A story based on the real life notorious thief famously called SuperChor Bunty – Bunty the thief.
This is Lavinder Singh Lucky . Age 31 years
And this is Lucky aged 15 .
That is how the story of Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye! goes into its flashback. What makes it out of the ordinary, is the immense detailing of the characters, dialogues and locations. The time period, although not specified can be deduced by Lucky’s age. It is designed to resemble the late 80s and early 90s in Delhi.
The film opens with Lucky, the protagonist in police custody and about to be presented before the waiting media that is getting increasingly impatient for a tasty news nugget. The accompanying Crime Show on TV called ‘Criminal’ enlists the theft list of Lucky over a period with an estimated value of 7 crore. This immediately raises the curiosity of the audience as to how can a thief be so prolific. It is quite like the Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks starrer Catch Me If You Can, where the character’s reputation precedes his action, which in turn is shown afterwards. While the films are distinctly apart, the narrative technique to create intrigue is the same. Tell the audience – this is what he did and the audience will wonder back – how the hell can a person do such audacious things?
If a film manages that, Bang ! It has the audience interested and ready for the story. A good beginning is crucial.Watch the first 15 minutes here. This includes the opening credits.
The flashback in Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye! is more about the evolving character that is Lucky. There is no single event or cause of him becoming a thief. Lucky, being a boy from the lower middle class craves for wealth that his socio-economic status can’t help him achieve that easily, what with his municipal school education. That he knows that English is important is shown in the greeting card sequence where he asks the hockey playing schoolboy about greeting cards and girls’ affinity for it. And that he is terrible at English is shown in the same scene when his friends mock him by asking 'can he speak English'. Lucky being the overtly confident young guy answers “why not” in a thick Punjabi accent.
Lack of an elite education is also not an excuse to become a crook, for Lucky’s elder brother is shown to be honest, hard working and studious. The family is conflicted and disoriented. A demure mother who is unable to even convince her youngest son to gulp down a glass of milk and a loud bossy father, who knows that Lucky is more street smart than himself.Lucky’s inventiveness and smooth talking is both an acquired aspect as also a positive that he polishes and practices daily to be what he is. A suave talker with ample charm that is not completely independent of his crass street lingo and which has its roots in his growing up environment .
Lucky’s attitude is seen in the way he stands in for a word of words with his father or the way he twirls his kada (bracelet) on his fingers. He is an opportunist and a manipulator who tries to butter up his father for a bike and his equally sinister father nods along to the idea to get Lucky into a trance of fulfillment of expectation only to shouted back to reality making him flee the house with his friends to yet another of his shenanigans. Lucky is also aware that a ruffian’s life is not safe. They witness one of his friends being killed for unspecified purposes by a couple of thugs. That is probably the reason why he stuck with Bangali as his partner in petty crimes and minor thefts until he hit the big league.
I found mild inconsistency in the heavily overpriced food rates in New Amar restaurant that Lucky takes the girl to and that the bill amount was different to the amount he told his friends at the garage that he paid at the restaurant. That apart, there is admirable detailing. Where banners show old hand painted film posters and sugar is sold @ Re. 1 /kg, there are Bajaj scooters on the roads and messy illegal electricity wires running over narrow lanes.
In the scene set in Lucky’s house, ‘Street Dancer’, a popular song in the late 80s of composer Bappi Lahiri picturised on Mithun Chakravarty is playing on the tape recorder. The car seating rich school students has the number plate – DIL 1000 and the background track is ‘Tu Raja Ki Raaj Dulaari’. Translated which means ‘ you are the princess and I am the poor pauper of the streets’. That subtly indicates the arousing aspiration of a life of cars, girls and money.
The production and costume designer’s work is worth a mention to bring the authenticity of it.The transition to Lucky’s present is through a series of faded photographs with rounded edges that establishes both the passage of time and the friendship between him and Bangali.
What is appreciable is that Dibakar Banerjee and Urmi Javekar’s screenplay focuses on the claustrophobia that the protagonist Lucky feels in a Delhi ghetto in his growing years. The only way out of it is by getting rich and hence he steals without apology or remorse. He wants to escape his native culture which he finds stifling and regressive by embracing the consumer culture. He is an anti-thesis of a male Punjabi lead. He wants nothing to do with the traditions and functions, but then the same ostentatious parties are where he gets to steal expensive Mercedes cars.
The reason it is such an effective flashback is that it is driven by both circumstances and characters. As for why Lucky was a turbaned Sikh and now has shorter hair... well doesn't a thief need to have guises and be sleighty ? The intelligent audience can figure that out.
We are so often seeing the world map or a globe and take it for granted. Maps are often a little misleading . It makes the planet look like huge land mass whereas its a water planet with 70 % of the whole surface covered with it . A look at some different and strange and creative maps of the world.We have so become habituated to see the world map with the North pole up and Antarctica down.Who is to say what is north and what is south ? The world looks different, isn't it? This is a traffic map of sorts- one that shows which country drives on which side of the road.
Dark blue: drives on the left (mainly ex British colonies)
light blue : used to drive on right, now drives on left (Namibia)
Purple:used to have mixed system, now drives on right
Red: used to drive on left, now drives on right
Dark Red : drives on the right
The world instability map that shows the skewed consumption pattern of countries.USA being the most consumerist nation. A typographical map fit in countries names filled in as inset in its geographical location. The transit map of the world.The playful diagram shows all the cities that have or are building or planning to construct an urban rail system, includes cities- Vancouver to Auckland , Tokyo to Buenos Aires , Mexico City to Hong Kong and Helsinki to Bangalore. The Submarine cable map - showing the grid of optical fibre networks that power the flow information on the world wide web. Is it photoshopped or for real? Moo-t point . Countries and their domain names with fonts corresponding in size to the internet users. A complete reversal of the terrains of the world. The seas are mountains and the land becomes the water bodies.
The countries with internet censorship , where news is not free to circulate.