There was a very interesting trending topic on Twitter sometime in September last year called #Gujju Bond. The tweets were witty takes on what it would it be like to have a Gujarati secret agent on the lines of James Bond. In the first week of January 2012 , #Being Gujju also trended.
Here’s the list of some of the most popular ones related to Gujju Bond and others that i have added especially for this post.
Gujju Bond's favourite weapon is dandiya sticks.
Gujju Bond got his license to kill because he has some Kontakts in RTO
Gujju Bond will have his number as 700. 700 is greater than 007. Business sense.
Gujju Bond 's favourite car is Tata Nano!
Gujju Bond often retorts ame bau Kool che! ok?!
Gujju Bond's favourite drink is sherdi no ras!
Gujju Bond sings sanedo while driving.
Gujju Bond’s nephews play with khakra as frisbees... & khaman is their spongebob...
Gujju Bond - Reliance ni kasam..maari nakhis, todi nakhis...bukko kari nakis....
Gujju Bond does not go on a mission between 9.30 am -3.30 pm, Mon-Fri.. - BSE trade timings.
Gujju Bond is subject to market risks. Pleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
Gujju Bond wears Only Vimal.
Gujju Bond likes doodh cold dreenk.
Gujju Bond dunks his dhoklas in Wagh Bakri tea.
Gujju Bond religiously attends the yearly Reliance AGM; in disguise.
Gujju Bond drinks chhanch (buttermilk) instead of Martini , shaken not stirred.
Gujju Bond studies Rajnikanth movies for coolness tips.
Gujju Bond has this wallpaper on his mobile.
Gujju Bond watches Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah as in-flight entertainment*
Gujju Bond when in mood is a humorous guy. He has plenty of jocks*
Gujju Bond likes to slip off the radar and vacations in Mount Abu*
Gujju Bond stars in the upcoming flick Diamonds are from Surat *
Gujju Bond can make Barbara Broccoli wait*
Gujju Bond has Devang Patel's Gambler song on his i-pod*
Gujju Bond doesn't play cricket, he plays bat ball*
Gujju Bond's talent was spotted by Ba, when aged 8*
Gujju Bond has a season pass at the Wembley Stadium*
Gujju Bond can snip your kite from Baroda by flying his from Surat*
Gujju Bond is at ease- both at Patang Hotel and Burj Khalifa, but he prefers Patang*
Gujju Bond has secret holiday homes in Nairobi, Leicester and Melbourne*
Gujju Bond in his childhood used to hangout in Municipal Market on CG Road*
Gujju Bond is so cool, he beds chics anytime he wants and not just during Navratri*
Gujju Bond can beat Sebestian Vettel in an F1 race starting from the back of the grid with a Nano!
The name is Bond. Jignesh Bond.
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People who have written the original tweets can recognise theirs and claim credit (I was lazy to have not written down your names) . The lines with asterisk* are my GujjuBond lines. This post is not meant to offend anybody and should be taken in a sporting manner. People from Gujarat can take a joke on themselves, so i think i am in the clear.
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