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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Friends : all kinds of them

This is the first week of August! The friendship week !!

So companies and brands will come-out with all sorts of friendship day and week packs. More than anything else, it’s another way of the capitalistic market trying to find newer ways to get into the customer’s pocket. Anyway, some campaigns are really good. I found Coke’s vending-machine experiment in Argentina, the simplest and best yet, because they weren’t selling anything, just promoted a special day, by developing an insightful campaign that encouraged people to lend their friends a helping hand and get 2 bottles of Coke for the price of one!

A great anonymous guy once said

“There are 3 types of friends: those like food, without which you can’t live; those like medicine, which you need occasionally; and those like an illness, which you never want.”

Friends are not just of 3 types, there are many more. Remember, that every friend was once a stranger and every person is a friend until proved otherwise. Friends are also the way of God to compensate for relatives. You choose your friends. Since childhood we have made friends. Now we befriend and unfriend online. I made a list of kind of friends we have and i am sure there are more that can be added . If a person’s name flashes across your mind for every type that is mentioned, chances are that you have got a very good friend circle. Friends have a lot of qualities and types. But making a list is always fun. So here goes.

  • Sincere friend
  • Listening friend
  • Loud-mouth friend
  • Occasional friend
  • Common interest friend
  • Social magnet friend
  • Neurotic friend
  • Suspicious friend
  • Colleague friend
  • Problematic friend
  • Daydreamer friend
  • Cyber friend
  • Dormant friend
  • Party -thrower friend
  • Thrifty friend
  • Popular friend
  • Annual friend
  • Exclusive friend
  • Protective friend
  • Abusive friend
  • Telephone friend
  • Optimistic friend
  • Pessimistic friend
  • Counselling friend
  • Cinéaste friend
  • Musician friend
  • Concert friend
  • Back-bitching friend
  • Old friend
  • New friend
  • Ex friend
  • Druggie friend
  • Wise friend
  • Lazy friend
  • Dumb friend
  • Transportation friend
  • Noisy friend
  • Horny friend
  • Struggling friend
  • Embarrassing friend

Okay we break for a while nowhere to have a look at the friendship between J.D. and Turk from NBC's long running sitcom Scrubs.Here, best friends J.D. and Turk are sooo excited to see each other after Turk's return from his honeymoon.

back to the list now...

  • Quiet friend
  • Insomniac friend
  • Whining friend
  • Booze friend
  • Insane friend
  • Big-contacts friend
  • Crush friend
  • Jack-ass friend
  • Kick-ass friend
  • Overseas friend
  • Homework friend
  • Techie friend
  • Uncouth friend
  • Stubborn friend
  • The copy-cat friend
  • The show-off friend
  • Double-crossing friend
  • The Older (mentor) friend
  • The younger (protégé) friend
  • The friend with benefits
  • Soul mate friend
  • Foodie friend
  • Slutty friend
  • Religious friend
  • Author friend
  • High-flying friend
  • Rich friend
  • The always angry friend
  • Why aren’t we dating friend
  • I will never date you friend
  • 2 am friend
  • 4 am friend
  • Long lost friend
  • Anti –social friend
  • Office friend
  • The always sick friend
  • Family friend
  • Cousin’s hot friend
  • Imaginary friend
  • Extra-terrestrial friend (don’t laugh)

Happy friendship !!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Unlikely news this year

India is full of news stories, Indians consume news. Ours is such a vast and treacherous nation that stories happen on every road, footpath or corridor. Not all become national news. The more things change, the more they look the same. As a flight of my imaginations I thought of things that are most unlikely to occur.

  1. Mobile phone tariffs increase
  2. Petrol prices hit below 50 rupees
  3. Mumbai metro getting ready on time
  4. Rahul Gandhi becomes a Cabinet minister
  5. Economy growth rates dips below 8 %
  6. Salman Khan is out of news
  7. Sharad Pawar resigning voluntarily
  8. Delhi roads become safer at night
  9. CPI (M) winning in West Bengal and Kerala assembly elections
  10. An indigenous animation film be the biggest hit in India
  11. MTV decides to air Roadies-8 only twice a day
  12. CAT coaching classes reduce fees
  13. Another IIM alumni writes a best-seller
  14. Mass deleting of accounts and exodus of people from Facebook
  15. Gold prices dip below 20,000/10 gram
  16. Knight Riders winning the IPL
  17. Final decision on Telangana issue
  18. Kumar Sanu or Udit Narayan sing a chartbuster
  19. New 100 currency notes with J. Nehru on the obverse side
  20. Getting a correct monsoon prediction from MET department
  21. 5 new nuclear reactors sanctioned with 2000 MW capacity each
  22. Chicken tikka masala becomes the official national curry of India
  23. Coca-Cola or Pepsi making a comeback with increased sales
  24. One new cult fiction TV series that becomes an instant hit
  25. Nestle gives Kit-Kat free with a maggi double pack or 4 pack
  26. India to have 2 time zones – Mumbai and Kolkata to save daylight
  27. Government lets Tata enter aviation sector by buying Air India back
  28. Plastics bags are banned throughout the country and milk is sold in bottles
  29. Anil Kapoor shutting the hell up before the release of Mission Impossible:IV
  30. Media remains calm irrespective of whether India wins the world cup or crash out in quarter or semis

Feel free to add more in the comments section!