Its Politics !

It has been quite an eventful months in Indian politics. And after being subjected to all the weird quotes and developments, I do have some queries. Anna Hazare’s anti-corruption movement notwithstanding, I have certain other questions

• Who will retire first L.K. Advani or Rahul Dravid?
• Which is doing better? The inflation or the anti-corruption movement?
• So is Congress the natural party of governance or natural party of stagnace?
• If BJP is afraid of announcing a PM candidate, isn’t Rahul Gandhi a chicken too?
• Are Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray still friends?
• Is there any committee in the world that Sharad Pawar can’t be chairman of?

• Any intelligence on the next terrorist attack on Mumbai?
• Is democracy top-down or bottom-up ? Or is it a 5 yearly poll?
• Who is responsible for appointing these horrendous faces and mouths as Congress spokespersons?
• Air - 2G, Earth- Bellary mines, Fire-Bofors, Water ?? ...Any scam related to water to cover all the elements?
• Now that West Bengal is Poschim Bongo, is Maharashtra interested in being called Marathwada ? Is Goa going be Gomantak soon? Is Rajasthan shifting to Rajputana?

And this is just an observation from The Week That Wasn’t on IBN . Sushma Swaraj has more expressions in a single speech than half a dozen hindi film actresses put together. I respect that. Honest. ♪♫

We don't need you, just quit

There are people who wreck a brand called India ,people who India can do without.One such person is

Suresh Kalmadi…that beardface jackal should not be allowed to run Pune municipality elections let alone anything as huge and logistically and managerially challenging as the Commonwealth Games. He should be shunted to a non existential oblivion but you see Congress just doesn’t have the balls to do so. Instead he is screwing up the CWG which is expected to showcase Indian pride. In fact the CWG has brought disrepute and disgrace to the nation.Worldwide reports snide at the rampant corruption,inefficiency and ineptitude.

You win any sporting event hosting rights bid seven years in advance.New Delhi won this bid in 2003,so don’t you dare say that you didn’t have time. That time was spent in messing up the other Sport federations and the Indian Olympic Association which you think is your dad’s inheritance to you.

Whenever a scam is blowing up in his face, he claims that he is not responsible, then what does being in-charge of the Organising committee mean, Suresh? Why don’t you just for once man up and accept that your prick is not as big as you claim it to be? You don’t have the ability but thought that all will be somehow well and in typical Delhi language ‘jugaad laga denge’. Who will question us ?

The public? They are too busy handling the inflation. Speaking of which we have another man who shows no conscience and moral responsibility. Our extremely honourable,multi talented, Mr. I want my finger in every pie,agriculture minister and ICC chief – Sharad Pawar.

Isn’t feeding 1.2 billion responsibility enough that you want to be ICC chief too.The only reason is hubris and supposed self pride in being the ICC head and present the trophy to the winners in Mumbai next March,isn’t it?

Remember how he was shunted off the stage by the Aussies in 06’ in Mumbai? Yeah well, he deserved that and much worse.Wow wasn't that embarrassing? Absolutely loved his humiliation.

What kind of agriculture minister says ‘we are expecting a food shortage’ and encourage rampant black marketing and grain hogging ? not once but thrice he has done that .On top of that he says he is not an astrologer and can’t say when the prices will come down..yeah real mature statement Mr.Pawar.

Oh what did you say?

You want to be relived of your responsibilities and lighten your workload.Okay ,why don’t you just quit and stay back at Baramati? India will be better off without you.But you two will continue shamelessly, after all power without responsibility is such a great thing ,isn't it?