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Showing posts with label MTV. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Roadies - 8

People watch reality television because of the Peeping Tom Syndrome.These shows provide a platform for 15 minutes of fame and notice. But several youngsters misconstrue this as the shortcut to popularity and a benchmark of success. MTV’s Roadies is an example of how the youth is thinking these days. Baffling as it is, all 18-25 year olds on these auditions now want to be models and Roadies. It is as if they acknowledge, ‘ We are stupid. We will go to gym, build physique and walk on ramp and open our mouth for spewing obscenities– We get famous – bingo!! ’

I am not a regular viewer of Roadies, but I do enjoy the auditions-purely for entertainment. It’s pure guilty pleasure. After the auditions, I do not care a whit as to who is in or out of Roadies .And where the heck they are put in. Hell or further down under. Truth be told, these are casting episodes of show rather than auditions- but it works and not for nothing is it the longest running reality show on Indian television.

No doubt judges on panel, are manipulative and try to wrest the upper hand and humiliate the participants. It is done intentionaly to make people uncomfortable .To separate the chaff from the wheat. But some of them are roasted and humiliated ever so deservingly. That later on they are cast on the very show, is however a liability and function of the format that feeds on creating tension by behaviour that is psychotic.

And the universal rule of reality TV holds true - that you can’t keep those without self respect down for too long.


And I will tell you exactly why people watch Roadies. Because as a guilt trip, those auditions are a treat to watch as we watch with voyeuristic glee at the deserved humiliation handed out on national television. Watching people confidently being so wrong in their priorities in life that you think you are in control sitting in front of a computer and logging on to youtube during work hours.

We love to bitch, love to hate, watch people sweat it out and empty their shallow souls in the hope of the short-lived fame it can bring it. But there is a lesson in this too. How many even after winning Roadies got a steady contract with MTV? Very few. And who is the most successful VJ on MTV right now? José. And José made his way working up from radio industry. Reality TV is a fickle.

Anyhoo, we watch on with crab mentality because some guys/girls richly deserve such a dressing down. More than anything else it’s fun to watch how wrong can people be about basic general knowledge. Confidently identifying that the current president is a man, getting state capitals wrong, not knowing what Ayodha is, trying to overcompensate for diffidence by wannabe dressing styles. How ashamed their respective schools would be to be their Alma maters. Maybe the Raghu/Rajiv put it correctly by saying that to straighten this generation; we need to close down all the call centres and gyms in first place.

I hope these people are not produced on a conveyor belt in India somewhere; else with such stupidity, god bless India!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Unlikely news this year

India is full of news stories, Indians consume news. Ours is such a vast and treacherous nation that stories happen on every road, footpath or corridor. Not all become national news. The more things change, the more they look the same. As a flight of my imaginations I thought of things that are most unlikely to occur.

  1. Mobile phone tariffs increase
  2. Petrol prices hit below 50 rupees
  3. Mumbai metro getting ready on time
  4. Rahul Gandhi becomes a Cabinet minister
  5. Economy growth rates dips below 8 %
  6. Salman Khan is out of news
  7. Sharad Pawar resigning voluntarily
  8. Delhi roads become safer at night
  9. CPI (M) winning in West Bengal and Kerala assembly elections
  10. An indigenous animation film be the biggest hit in India
  11. MTV decides to air Roadies-8 only twice a day
  12. CAT coaching classes reduce fees
  13. Another IIM alumni writes a best-seller
  14. Mass deleting of accounts and exodus of people from Facebook
  15. Gold prices dip below 20,000/10 gram
  16. Knight Riders winning the IPL
  17. Final decision on Telangana issue
  18. Kumar Sanu or Udit Narayan sing a chartbuster
  19. New 100 currency notes with J. Nehru on the obverse side
  20. Getting a correct monsoon prediction from MET department
  21. 5 new nuclear reactors sanctioned with 2000 MW capacity each
  22. Chicken tikka masala becomes the official national curry of India
  23. Coca-Cola or Pepsi making a comeback with increased sales
  24. One new cult fiction TV series that becomes an instant hit
  25. Nestle gives Kit-Kat free with a maggi double pack or 4 pack
  26. India to have 2 time zones – Mumbai and Kolkata to save daylight
  27. Government lets Tata enter aviation sector by buying Air India back
  28. Plastics bags are banned throughout the country and milk is sold in bottles
  29. Anil Kapoor shutting the hell up before the release of Mission Impossible:IV
  30. Media remains calm irrespective of whether India wins the world cup or crash out in quarter or semis

Feel free to add more in the comments section!