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Monday, January 30, 2012

Unlikely news this year

Unlikely news of 2012 is the follow up to the similar post that i wrote last year. You can find it here. This year,it is a continuation of the same theme.The news stories and events that are most unlikely to take place in India in 2012. Unlikely news this year - India Edition.

  1. Economy growing at 8%
  2. Bangalore becomes less congested
  3. India becomes a fully electrified nation
  4. India bags a permanent UN Security Council seat
  5. Cross country flights becoming cheaper than ever
  6. Indian cricket team winning an overseas test series
  7. Nokia becomes the market leader in smartphones
  8. India wins more medals than Jamaica at the London Olympics
  9. Rahul Gandhi not putting his foot in mouth; when he is not busy shooting it
  10. A bald guy who is not Ramesh Srivats has the funniest twitter stream
  11. Sunny Leone not being featured in Google Zeitgiest India results
  12. The media not going bonkers for Saif Ali Khan – Kareena Kapoor wedding details
  13. Calling to UK and US becomes cheaper than it is to call from UK and US
  14. CBI becomes a fully automonous body (giggle, chukle, rofl.. I know I know)
  15. Narendra Modi losing Assembly elections in Gujarat
  16. Book store chains do better business than Flipkart*
  17. Diesel prices are completely deregulated
  18. Taarak Mehta ka ooltah chasmah goes off air.
  19. UP is trifurcated and Hyderabad becomes the 8th Union Territory.
  20. Ajmal Kasab is refused his Friday Biryani until further notice.
  21. Sharad Pawar gets slapped.Again.In Public.
  22. BSNL/MTNL not requesting for government bailouts
  23. The word ‘Chep’ enters the Oxford dictionary.
  24. NID comes out with better designed Rs.1,2,5 and 10 coins.
  25. The centre caring a damn about Manipur once the elections are done.
  26. An independent film grosses 50 crores ( I do wish this happens)
  27. Manmohan Singh stepping down as PM due to frustration.
  28. Leander Paes inks a million dollar sponsorship deal.
  29. No cases of Indian students being roughed up in US,UK, Canada, Australia etc.
  30. Mid-term general elections.
Feel free to add more in the comments section, i will surely include them.

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